Hal Cruttenden - Stand Up, Writer, Actor

Just as I was beginning to fall into my usual ‘post beginning of the year oh god there so much work to do to get out of the clubs and into theatres and why can’t I have a sitcom on telly etc etc…, suddenly I have lots of good things turn up.
Starting next week, I’m [...]

On Sunday night a drunk driver smashed into mine and Dawn’s parked cars outside our house. Dawn’s car is a write off and they’ve yet to check out whether mine is salvageable. Whenever these things happen I realise that despite being liberal on many criminal justice issues, when I’m personally affected by crime I becoming [...]

I’m just recovering from diving into our swimming pool here in Cyprus. It’s like a British summer at the moment, ie.not that warm and our villa’s pool is not heated. It was like diving into ice! I’m freezing and even after a hot shower feel chilled. No wonder those poor sods lasted such a short [...]

I’ve just had three nights off in a row which has been lovely. The one thing I really dislike about this job is the fact that it makes you lead a topsy turvy life. While most people work through the day and kick back and relax in the evening, I spend the day building up [...]